Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts

huh...the odd things that happen...

alright...so let's start with a guy calling today...(now remember kiddies that I am Mistress DJ) this implies that I am, in fact, a Dominatrix. I am not a standard vanilla pso (god bless those girls on the real tho) nor am I submissive...or a switch...ok, to One...but that doesn't apply here...

so dude calls me...and proceeds to call me "hey whore, so I feel like abusing a stupid whore like you...what do you think of that..."

me : long dramatic pause, that caused this tard a sound 2.50.

then, "well, it would occur to me that I am not the one that is stupid as so far, I've made about 9.00 off of your have-to-pay-for-sex-ass...and when you get a hot girl to talk to you...you say this?....are you so slow minded that you cannot find free porn to jack off to?"

him: dumbfounded pause that cost him a sound 2.50

me: "that's what I thought, now, since you obviously don't comprehend complex words with more than one syllable....let me break it down...

anyhow...a few minutes later...and $64 later...he hung up...lol whatever...

THEN>.......

i get a guy calling my femme domme line...

"hey baby"

"Um, that's Mistress, ma'am, or maybe DJ"

"ok baby"

smh...

go through the guided masturbation....the whole time getting called baby...

smh

fucker.

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so...that said...
it's been nasty cold here...like frozen pipes breaking at my house cold....

so...

be nice/respectful to your Mistress or pay the price.

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oh yeah...and for you jack wads that haven't figured it out....

seriously?

yeah so this guy calls... wants me to "gag and vomit because his cocks so big" HAHAHAHAHAH the fuck is that? I only mess with guys with epic cock so... gagging? yeah... nope. perhaps I should play this. /snark