Why is it that scandals sell?
Why is it that drama and bad news is what we want to hear??
If it's violence...if it's sexual....if it's "bad news"....
hell, even if it's "made up" or as #45 would say "fake news" we eat that shit up...
I mean National Enquirer and tabloids make piles fabricating all kinds of things...
I say, look for the good news of the day.
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huh...the odd things that happen...
alright...so let's start with a guy calling today...(now remember kiddies that I am Mistress DJ) this implies that I am, in fact, a Dominatrix. I am not a standard vanilla pso (god bless those girls on the real tho) nor am I submissive...or a switch...ok, to One...but that doesn't apply here...
so dude calls me...and proceeds to call me "hey whore, so I feel like abusing a stupid whore like you...what do you think of that..."
me : long dramatic pause, that caused this tard a sound 2.50.
then, "well, it would occur to me that I am not the one that is stupid as so far, I've made about 9.00 off of your have-to-pay-for-sex-ass...and when you get a hot girl to talk to you...you say this?....are you so slow minded that you cannot find free porn to jack off to?"
him: dumbfounded pause that cost him a sound 2.50
me: "that's what I thought, now, since you obviously don't comprehend complex words with more than one syllable....let me break it down...
anyhow...a few minutes later...and $64 later...he hung up...lol whatever...
THEN>.......
i get a guy calling my femme domme line...
"hey baby"
"Um, that's Mistress, ma'am, or maybe DJ"
"ok baby"
smh...
go through the guided masturbation....the whole time getting called baby...
smh
fucker.
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so...that said...
it's been nasty cold here...like frozen pipes breaking at my house cold....
so...
be nice/respectful to your Mistress or pay the price.
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oh yeah...and for you jack wads that haven't figured it out....
so dude calls me...and proceeds to call me "hey whore, so I feel like abusing a stupid whore like you...what do you think of that..."
me : long dramatic pause, that caused this tard a sound 2.50.
then, "well, it would occur to me that I am not the one that is stupid as so far, I've made about 9.00 off of your have-to-pay-for-sex-ass...and when you get a hot girl to talk to you...you say this?....are you so slow minded that you cannot find free porn to jack off to?"
him: dumbfounded pause that cost him a sound 2.50
me: "that's what I thought, now, since you obviously don't comprehend complex words with more than one syllable....let me break it down...
anyhow...a few minutes later...and $64 later...he hung up...lol whatever...
THEN>.......
i get a guy calling my femme domme line...
"hey baby"
"Um, that's Mistress, ma'am, or maybe DJ"
"ok baby"
smh...
go through the guided masturbation....the whole time getting called baby...
smh
fucker.
****************
so...that said...
it's been nasty cold here...like frozen pipes breaking at my house cold....
so...
be nice/respectful to your Mistress or pay the price.
*****************
oh yeah...and for you jack wads that haven't figured it out....
anna shenana gins lol...
so honestly I'd forgotten all about this blog. I use the livejournal one more frequently. Long story short....
I'm back.
Guess who's back?
Back again...?
lol
so anna...what can be said of the lovely anna?! sassy as fuck....senority houdini and bad to the core...
ok maybe not to the core...
but
let's just say....
when we hit the strip in Vegas....
or run around in Portland.
we're soooooooooooooooooooo going to jail.
lol
not only that...the bitch has c r a z y skills on the timing thing lolz
but for now
she's locked up
no longer taped but locked none the less!!!!
victory is mine for the moment....
even if she houdini'ed out of the duct tape...
I've got her collar locked to the bed with a combo lock
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