one needs to bottom, to fully submit, to be a good top...
...and the truth is
you really have to understand both sides...
one needs to bottom, to fully submit, to be a good top...
one needs to bottom, to fully submit, to be a good top...
huh...the odd things that happen...
alright...so let's start with a guy calling today...(now remember kiddies that I am Mistress DJ) this implies that I am, in fact, a Dominatrix. I am not a standard vanilla pso (god bless those girls on the real tho) nor am I submissive...or a switch...ok, to One...but that doesn't apply here...
so dude calls me...and proceeds to call me "hey whore, so I feel like abusing a stupid whore like you...what do you think of that..."
me : long dramatic pause, that caused this tard a sound 2.50.
then, "well, it would occur to me that I am not the one that is stupid as so far, I've made about 9.00 off of your have-to-pay-for-sex-ass...and when you get a hot girl to talk to you...you say this?....are you so slow minded that you cannot find free porn to jack off to?"
him: dumbfounded pause that cost him a sound 2.50
me: "that's what I thought, now, since you obviously don't comprehend complex words with more than one syllable....let me break it down...
anyhow...a few minutes later...and $64 later...he hung up...lol whatever...
THEN>.......
i get a guy calling my femme domme line...
"hey baby"
"Um, that's Mistress, ma'am, or maybe DJ"
"ok baby"
smh...
go through the guided masturbation....the whole time getting called baby...
smh
fucker.
****************
so...that said...
it's been nasty cold here...like frozen pipes breaking at my house cold....
so...
be nice/respectful to your Mistress or pay the price.
*****************
oh yeah...and for you jack wads that haven't figured it out....
so dude calls me...and proceeds to call me "hey whore, so I feel like abusing a stupid whore like you...what do you think of that..."
me : long dramatic pause, that caused this tard a sound 2.50.
then, "well, it would occur to me that I am not the one that is stupid as so far, I've made about 9.00 off of your have-to-pay-for-sex-ass...and when you get a hot girl to talk to you...you say this?....are you so slow minded that you cannot find free porn to jack off to?"
him: dumbfounded pause that cost him a sound 2.50
me: "that's what I thought, now, since you obviously don't comprehend complex words with more than one syllable....let me break it down...
anyhow...a few minutes later...and $64 later...he hung up...lol whatever...
THEN>.......
i get a guy calling my femme domme line...
"hey baby"
"Um, that's Mistress, ma'am, or maybe DJ"
"ok baby"
smh...
go through the guided masturbation....the whole time getting called baby...
smh
fucker.
****************
so...that said...
it's been nasty cold here...like frozen pipes breaking at my house cold....
so...
be nice/respectful to your Mistress or pay the price.
*****************
oh yeah...and for you jack wads that haven't figured it out....
throw it up...let it all fall out...
Ok boys...there's a few of you that have asked about XMAS season...this year...how about some new technology...keep your mistress in the loop of gadgets...she'll keep you happy!!!
that said...
Wish List
Link: http://amzn.com/w/2596Q3QTJMOEL
yep...all gifts gratefully received :)
DJ
Think Your way to orgasm? possible or not?
Several months ago, Lady Gaga
told an interviewer for New Yorkmagazine, “I don’t know if this is too much, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm. You know, sense memory is quite powerful.” Mentally give herself an orgasm? Is that even possible? Well, for you lucky women who have experienced the sensation yourself, you know it is, and for all you doubters or non-believers, new research suggests it’s not only possible to achieve a mental orgasm, but it’s something that can be learned, too. Dr. Barry Komisaruk, co-author ofThe Science Of Orgasm, says that brain image scanners show that “the pleasure centers of the brain associated with orgasm light up in women who think themselves to orgasm in exactly the same way as in women who orgasm through more conventional means.” These women who thought themselves to orgasm may have all experienced the same sensation, but they all arrived there in different ways. “Some women used a combination of breathing exercises and fantasy,” Komisaruk says. “While others used their imagination and pelvic floor exercises.” Even their fantasies varied. “Some imagined erotic scenarios. But others imagined very romantic scenes such as a lover whispering to them. Others pictured more abstract sensual experiences, such as walking along a beach or imagining waves of energy moving through their body.”
told an interviewer for New Yorkmagazine, “I don’t know if this is too much, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm. You know, sense memory is quite powerful.” Mentally give herself an orgasm? Is that even possible? Well, for you lucky women who have experienced the sensation yourself, you know it is, and for all you doubters or non-believers, new research suggests it’s not only possible to achieve a mental orgasm, but it’s something that can be learned, too. Dr. Barry Komisaruk, co-author ofThe Science Of Orgasm, says that brain image scanners show that “the pleasure centers of the brain associated with orgasm light up in women who think themselves to orgasm in exactly the same way as in women who orgasm through more conventional means.” These women who thought themselves to orgasm may have all experienced the same sensation, but they all arrived there in different ways. “Some women used a combination of breathing exercises and fantasy,” Komisaruk says. “While others used their imagination and pelvic floor exercises.” Even their fantasies varied. “Some imagined erotic scenarios. But others imagined very romantic scenes such as a lover whispering to them. Others pictured more abstract sensual experiences, such as walking along a beach or imagining waves of energy moving through their body.”
So, is thinking yourself to orgasm as easy as fantasizing some sexy scenes and doing a little deep breathing? Not exactly, but that’s a big part of it, sex researchers say. According to sex therapist Paula Hall: “Women in particular need to feel relaxed and safe in order to let go and enjoy sex fully.” So doing exercises that alleviatestress and anxiety and make us feel more deeply relaxed will go a long way in helping women reach orgasm, either mentally or through physical stimulation. Dr. Komisaruk regularly sees women who both have trouble reaching orgasms and those “with intense feelings of sexual desire that don’t go away even when they do have orgasms.” He coaches them through MRI scans, giving them mental techniques to use, like counting and visualization, that will increase or decrease sexual excitement. The thought is that as these women “see images of their brains lighting up and cooling down in response to their thoughts and mental exercises,” they can eventually use these techniques in the bedroom, too. So, ladies: counting, visualization, and breathing — that’s apparently all it takes to think oneself to orgasm. And if you don’t get there the first time, try, try, try again. At least, that’s what the doctors advise.
and anxiety and make us feel more deeply relaxed will go a long way in helping women reach orgasm, either mentally or through physical stimulation. Dr. Komisaruk regularly sees women who both have trouble reaching orgasms and those “with intense feelings of sexual desire that don’t go away even when they do have orgasms.” He coaches them through MRI scans, giving them mental techniques to use, like counting and visualization, that will increase or decrease sexual excitement. The thought is that as these women “see images of their brains lighting up and cooling down in response to their thoughts and mental exercises,” they can eventually use these techniques in the bedroom, too. So, ladies: counting, visualization, and breathing — that’s apparently all it takes to think oneself to orgasm. And if you don’t get there the first time, try, try, try again. At least, that’s what the doctors advise.
I didn't write this...however I did find it fascinating...and wanted to share.
What do you think?
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