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pony express?

SAN FRANCISCO, UTAH
With transportation services like Uber and Lyft making millions, a new competitor from the kinky community is giving them a run for their money. The new service, Pony Express, is a local cab company powered entirely by “pony girls” and “pony boys,” men and women who pull carts and who dress and behave like human ponies.

Prices for their services vary by location, but at kink events, short rides can often be paid for simply by feeding the pony a carrot and petting them.

For longer trips, rates are competitive with other services.

When asked to comment, one of the drivers whinnied and nickered, but gave no substantive comments.

Pony Express is expected to gross more than $15 million this year in the the San Francisco area alone.

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